Late last night, conservative heads all over America exploded as Alabama voters elected Democrat Doug Jones to the U.S. Senate, defeating ‘alleged’ pedophile, Roy Moore, in a pretty tight race that left us all wondering if Trump’s main man might actually win. Thankfully, America is a little bit BLUER this morning!
Doug Jones won and he is the first Democrat to be elected in Alabama in 25 years. This is record-breaking, y’all! (We hope he gets an award for that.)
Accused sexual predator, Roy Moore, was clearly in shock after his loss – he refused to concede and left it to “God” to decide, saying that when “it’s this close, it’s not over,” but sorry, Roy – it looks like your “God” has forsaken you. Even Trump, your fellow accused sexual assailant, gave up on you in the final hours:
Congratulations to Doug Jones on a hard fought victory. The write-in votes played a very big factor, but a win is a win. The people of Alabama are great, and the Republicans will have another shot at this seat in a very short period of time. It never ends!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 13, 2017
While poor Roy was crying out to his “God” and Trump was tweeting (likely trying to distract us from REAL news), newspapers and magazines were busy trying to come up with their best covers and this one wins HANDS DOWN.
Bama Bucks The Perv!”
Bama bucks the perv! https://t.co/9ZaMFXw7aA
An early look at Wednesday’s front… pic.twitter.com/HkiiBl4v0V
— New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) December 13, 2017
Trump will hate this cover! We hope he tweets about it, but in the meantime – check out the reactions. We can’t stop laughing:
My first thought was sympathy for the horse! Poor horse doesn’t deserve this!
— kittycatsrule (@kittycatsrule) December 13, 2017
Many people were concerned about “Sassy” the horse. I was too…
— Ann Fowler Avery (@AnnFowlerAvery) December 13, 2017
— Mary Alice Bishop (@MaryAliceBisho2) December 13, 2017
“Sassy” has her own Twitter account now. We can show our support there…
Sassy is a lady and has her own twitter account. Be nice. She doesn’t like Roy either. Lol 🙂🙂 pic.twitter.com/wDNLUMTqww
— Eliza200 (@rudybird100) December 13, 2017
But NYDN definitely won the internet:
This is the best front page I have ever seen. Perfect!
— Skyblue2u (@Skyblue2u1) December 13, 2017
— Patricia Gainsberg (@Patricia1Rocks) December 13, 2017
Wow. Never thought I’d see the day an Alabama race makes the front page of the @NYDailyNews ! Loving it!
— Taryn Kincaid (@TarynKincaid) December 13, 2017
Here’s one more for “Sassy” the horse:
Here’s to hoping Sassy kicks Roy right in the balls
— Heisenferg (@brianimal) December 13, 2017
Tuesday night was amazing! Congrats, Alabama voters! Let’s keep making America BLUE!
Featured image via Twitter